Puns & Jokes
A guy who built fences had post work depression.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.
After working for 24 hours straight he called it a day.
An egg was late for work, he scrambled to get ready.
Blind people often work on-site.
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder & got a little behind in his work?
Graveyard workers really dig their jobs.
He used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
How do bunnies that don’t have a car commute to work? The Rabbit Transit.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.
I do a lot of spreadsheets in the office so you can say I’m excelling at work.
I had a tough time working as a garbage collector because of miasma.
I have a job crushing soft drink cans. It’s soda pressing.
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
I met a professional boxer today, he worked at a shipping company.
I never thought working in a chinese restaurant would be such a wok in the park.
I once worked at a factory that made boat paddles. The starting pay was ten dollars an oar.
I spend too much time using the gripping tool in my workroom. It is my only vise.
I tried working in a bakery, but was told I wasn’t ”bread” for it.
I used to be a butler, but found the work wasn’t my cup of tea.
I used to be a tailor, but found the work to be just so-so.
I used to work as a cheesemonger, but I camembert it any longer!
I used to work at an orange juice factory, but I was canned because I couldn’t concentrate.
I used to work at Starbucks, but I got tired of the daily grind.
I used to work for Budweiser, but then I got canned.
I used to work for H&R Block, but it was just too taxing.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
I was going to study the work of Sigmund Freud, but I was too Jung to understand it.
I work in a sweater factory. It’s a very clothes-knit community.
If you spend too much time in the coffee shop you’ll be latte for work.
It’s a cut-throat world working in the otolaryngologist’s office.
Last March 16th I showed up at work dressed in green. A friend told me, ”This ain’t Patrick’s Day.”
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate.
My friend used to work with elevators. Then he got shafted.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind.
My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn’t letter. They said only mails work here.
My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn’t letter. They said only mails work there.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting.
Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.
People often ask me if I enjoy working with seafood. I tell them I’m accident prawn.
Pharmacists find their work to be very encapsulating.
Presently, I am working with a landscaping company as a dirt compressor. It’s just a tamp job.
Some people have to get up for work at the crank of dawn.
That really nice fellow works in a clothing factory sewing zippers on jeans. That is good. He wouldn’t hurt a fly.
That really nice fellow works in a clothing mill sewing zippers on jeans. That is good. He would not harm a fly.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
The carpenter was well-known for nailing his work.
The father who worked as a baker was a real breadwinner.
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