Puns & Jokes
An ex-sailor prefers to forget the days he spent playing cards in submarines, dismissing them as ‘so much bridge under the water’.
Archimedes set out to invent a water pump and screwed it up.
He asked me if I could swim under water. I said, ”don’t hold your breath.
How to make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
Is the water on your farm healthy? Yes, we only have well water.
Navy regulations prohibit underwater promotion to the ministry, doing so would constitute insubordination.
Now that the water slide is built, it is time to give it a dry run.
Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged.
The building inspector said whoever installed the water pipes was plumb loco.
The plumber explained that the problem in my kitchen was just water under the fridge.
What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? ”You expect me to get hard in five minutes when I got laid an hour ago!?”
Who’s the greatest underwater spy? James Pond
Why is tea so therapeutic? Because boiling the water raises your self of steam.
You would think that being a submarine captain would pay well, but I hear they can’t keep their heads above water.
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