Puns & Jokes
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.
Did you hear about the kidnapping?!?!?! …. He was really tired.
Do you ever get tired of sleeping?
I quit gymnastics because I was tired of hanging around the bars. Deb T.
I tried to get my bicycle to stand up… but it was two tired.
I wondered why my geometry class was always tired. They were all out of shape.
Last week I was diagnosed with insomnia, and now I’m just so tired of it.
Tom was so tired, he lied about his bed.
Why was the tired knight’s butt like a mythical beast? His Ass was Dragon
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