Puns & Jokes
A dentist pulled out my tooth without meaning to. It was accidental.
A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, ”Is the bar tender here?
I met a man who loves eating couches. I think he has a suite tooth.
I was fixated on the pain in my bad tooth. I was abscessed by it.
Is an uninfected tooth in a pre-carious state?
My dentist appointments are always at toothhurty.
The river crested when a factory spilled toothpaste into it.
When is the best time to visit the dentist? Tooth hurty.
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