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A high scoring football game can be very offensive.
Did you hear of the football coach trained a chicken to fly? He ended up having a personal foul for excessive aviation.
He could play baseball, football, basketball, soccer and tennis. He was a jock of all trades.
I don’t field like football today, and besides, baseball is a batter game!
My friends and I played a game of football on a pile of quarry rock – we lost on aggregate.
The former Dallas running back told me the most amazing story. It was Emmit’s myth.
The organizational get together for a company football team was called a kickoff meeting.
Why do football players make terrible pilots? They always break the plane before touchdown.
Why was the college football star’s father unhappy after he paid the school tuition for his son? He only got a quarter back.
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