Puns & Jokes
A baseball player can sell himself to a new team if he has a good pitch.
A female surfer had no friends, until she found a bra.
A fisherman tried boxing, but he only threw hooks.
A golfer bought two pairs of pants, just in case he got a hole in one.
A gymnast with unbalanced thinking was floored by an unparalleled accident.
A high scoring football game can be very offensive.
A lawyer who likes to go fishing is an attorney-at-lure.
A lion would never cheat on his wife. But a Tiger Wood.
A new batter joined the baseball team, and he was a real hit.
A telecommunications analyst in a boxing match knows when to ring the bell.
After dating the goalie on the local team for a while, she realized he was a real keeper.
Any golfer will tell you the gospel truth. Your next shot always depends on the lie.
Anyone heard of the new film being released about a man who is hopeless at fishing? It only has a small cast.
Anyone should know how to put a saddle on a horse so it won’t slip and cause an injury. It’s a cinch.
Baseball on a foggy day is all about hit and mist.
Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.
Did you hear about the angry gymnast? He just flipped.
Did you hear about the guaranteed fishing worms?
Did you hear of the football coach trained a chicken to fly? He ended up having a personal foul for excessive aviation.
Even though his driver and woods had been stolen, the golfer continued to play 72 straight holes for charity. He was truly an ironman.
Golfers always have 2 pairs of pants. In case they get a hole in one.
Have you ever wondered why baseball players get girlfriends? They’re great at hitting it off.
He could play baseball, football, basketball, soccer and tennis. He was a jock of all trades.
He said he’d been golfing but smelled like the ocean. Something fishy was up.
He wanted desperately to be a good golfer – you could say he had a driving ambition.
Her decision to take up rock climbing was precipitous to say the least.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.
I can never go fishing with Skrillex. He always drops the bass.
I don’t field like football today, and besides, baseball is a batter game!
I don’t really like to talk about my gym workouts… It’s kind of a sore subject.
I finally found a spotter at the gym, it’s like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I got a trial membership to the gym, but I don’t think it’s working out.
I love playing golf, but when putting I can never catch a break.
I quit gymnastics because I was tired of hanging around the bars. Deb T.
I quit gymnastics because the stupid instructor expected me to bend over backwards for her.
I really admire baseball players. Even if they lose, they go down swinging.
I said to the Gym instructor ”Can you teach me to do the splits?” He asked ”How flexible are you?” I replied, ”I can’t come on Tuesdays”.
I thought dating a tennis player would be a ball, but it was just a racquet!
I used to be a fisherman, but I got caught playing hooky.
I used to be a tennis instructor, but it just wasn’t my racket.
I used to do rock climbing as a youth, but I was much boulder back then.
I wanted to be a fisherman for the halibut, but I floundered. I couldn’t live off my net income.
I was against the construction of tennis courts in the park as I thought they would cause too much racket.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
If I had only been wearing boxing gloves, the carton would not have given me a paper cut.
If you crash into a Volkswagen Golf, does that make a hole in one?
If you sing while playing baseball, you won’t get a good pitch.
In baseball, if you can’t steal abase, then you won’t make degrade.
In each town on his trip, the baseball player made a short stop.
It’s no wonder that some baseball players have lots of money – often even many of the bases are loaded.
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