Puns & Jokes
He threw snow in his neighbor’s driveway and shouted, DO YOU GET MY DRIFT?
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You look for fresh prints.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints.
Reported sightings of the abominable snowman are yeti to be confirmed.
The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and asked, ”Did you get my drift?”
The weatherman who forecasted snow in July was a bit of a flake.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.
You may ask when will it snow for Christmas, but I ask when will it rein, deer?
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