Puns & Jokes
A family named woods has a large family tree. You often can’t see the tree for the woods.
After a cold winter, will deciduous trees be releaved?
After winter, the trees are relieved.
Before he sold Christmas trees, he got himself spruced up.
Did you hear about the new bamboo trees at the zoo? It was pandamonium out there!
Drove my car into a tree once and finally figured out how a Mercedes bends.
He was selling palm trees, but people thought it was a shady deal.
How do trees get drunk? They drink root beer.
I knew she was the one when we went on that walk among the evergreen trees. It was love at firs site.
If money doesnt grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
In some conifer forests, you can’t cedar wood for the trees.
It’s evergreen and related to the pine but has no cones – perhaps yew can tell me what conifer tree it is.
John plans to retire in the spring and, like the trees around us, will be leafing.
Making fun of a tree is a knock on wood.
My friend’s car crashed, rolled down the mountain, and got stuck upside down on a tree. As a result, he went into an ”inverted coma.”
Not only was I stumped,’ said the lumberjack, ‘but I was barking up the wrong tree.
One palm tree said to another ‘let’s have a date.
The hotel atrium had too many large potted plants. You couldn’t see the foyer for the trees.
The winter was difficult on the trees, but in the spring they were re-leafed.
Tree pruners will always go out on a limb for you.
What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves? A cartridge in a bare tree.
What kind of tree grows on your hand? A palm tree.
What’s the best way to get a tree drunk? Root Beer!
When I bought some fruit trees the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination. They were free bees.
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