Puns & Jokes
A family named woods has a large family tree. You often can’t see the tree for the woods.
A jewelry salesman was nicknamed The Ringleader
A lost guy named Al had to be al-located.
Bell, Bark and Kennel, a novel by Ivan Pavlov, chronicles the birth of the Salivation Army.
Changing my name to DPI might be good for my image.
Could another name for a tire factory be a tread mill?
Did Snoop Dogg really change his name? Or is Snoop Lion?
Did you hear about the very old lady named Anne Teak?
Did you hear of the logger nicknamed Barry the Hatchet?
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Have you heard of the Mexican ghost named Jose? They call him, ”No Weigh, Jose”.
I had a little bird, her name was enza, I opened up the window and influenza.
I have a friend named Autumn. She falls a lot.
My neighbor’s Wi-Fi name is ”Bill Wi the Science Fi”
Teacher: ”Simon, can you say your name backwards?” Simon: ”No Mis.”
The ‘Star Wars’ character was nicknamed ‘Coffee’. His real name was Java the Cup.
The girls swim team has a new coach who acts like she knows everything. Her name is Claire Buoyant.
The men who make draperies might be named curt and rod.
The philanthropist built a town and named it ‘Generocity’.
What did the mama tire and the papa tire name their baby girl tire? Michelle Lynn.
Whenever I hear Pavlov’s name, it rings a bell.
Years ago, scientists developed artificial sugars and in more recent years artificial fat. In 1999, scientists invented artificial spaghetti. What was the brand name? Impasta
You can call-Esther-all the names you want, but it will still be in vein.
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