Puns & Jokes
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’
Because they moved into an apartment, they didn’t need to cut the grass any mow.
Good luck to the soccer team! Kick some grass!
I needed a raise in my allowance. Mowing the grass all summer just wasn’t cutting it.
It took the replay analyst a long time to cut his grass. He did it in slo-mow.
Milk cows eat so much grass because it goes in one end and out the udder!
Patient: Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.’ Doctor: That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome. Patient: Is it common? Doctor: It’s Not Unusual.
People who live in grass houses shouldn’t mow homes.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass’.
What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.
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