Puns & Jokes
A good pun is like a good steak; a rare medium well done.
I bet the butcher $50 that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, ‘no, the steaks are too high.’
I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
I don’t eat steak very often, but when I do…it’s rare.
I went to a fancy restaurant at the top of a tall building… The steaks were high.
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, ‘no, the steaks are too high.’
I’d hate to be a midget chef. The steaks are too high.
If you believe restaurants always overcook steaks, then you probably order them rarely.
In some countries steaks are rare but if you can find one well done!
It’s very rare to find a steak this well done by a medium.
When the detectives on the police force observed suspects dining in the city’s best restaurant, it was their favorite steak out.
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