Puns & Jokes
Had a delicious apple today… It was bananas! Wait now I’m confused… How bout dem apples? Oh boy am I in a pickle.
Honeydew you realize we cantaloupe because they would banana from traveling to chili.
No one wanted to see the naked banana.
The produce grocer keeps his eyes peeled for potatoes and slips through bunches of bananas every week at the farmers market.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
We were chatting about bananas, then I split.
What do you call a good looking banana? Appeeling.
What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Bananananananananana!
You like bananas? How appeeeeeeling.
©2009-2013 All Rights Reserved.
Submit A Pun
User Submitted Puns
: A joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.
Puns About Puns
Terms and Conditions