Puns & Jokes
A cheese manufacturer located on the coastline was called Ocean Bries.
Cheddar is as Gouda cheese as any American could wish for, and while we Edam all that is something one could never Provolone.
Coming up with cheese puns should be a bries.
Do you want some cheese to go with your whine?
He went on a cheese diet in order to cheddar few pounds.
How does a Welsh man eat cheese? Caerphilly.
I know a lot of jokes about cheese, but their not very mature.
I used to work as a cheesemonger, but I camembert it any longer!
I wanted cottage cheese with my meal so I ordered from the a la curd menu.
My wife uses a kitchen implement to shred garlic and parmesan cheese, which I hate. It really is the grater of two evils.
Someone who really loves cheese has a fetash.
There’s nothing grate about sliced cheese.
What do you get if Basil Brush is eating a four cheese pizza and he catches fire? Mozzarella FireFox.
What do you say when someone takes your cheese? Leave my provologne.
What kind of cheese is not your cheese?
When making macaroni and cheese I didn’t use the colander longer enough, and wife gave me a restraining order.
When their A/C broke the cheese factory had a meltdown.
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