Puns & Jokes
A farmer had a wooden tractor, with wooden wheels and a wooden engine. And guess what…… IT WOODEN GO!
Correspondence citing farm machinery defects would be a Deere John letter.
Guys like girls who are farmers because they know how to raise a cock.
He was almost persuaded to invest in a poultry farm, but chickened out at the last minute.
I can’t find the farmer’s keys. Maybe I should look in har vest.
Is the water on your farm healthy? Yes, we only have well water.
Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
The big city reporter did not impress the Idaho potato farmer, after all he was just a commentator.
The dairy farmer while milking his cow strained his calf in the process.
The fruit farmer was plum happy he pruned his orchard last fall.
The goat breeder’s rich farmland was full of does and bucks.
The parsley farmer couldn’t pay his child support, so the courts garnished his wages.
The successful farmer was often noted as being outstanding in his field.
Turn in your old farm implements at a resickling center.
When the inept actor tried to steal a farmer’s omelet with greens, the ham was collard in short order.
Why was Farmer Brown angry? Someone got his goat.
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