Puns & Jokes
Here is how the track meet is going to run…
I can’t recall the last time I did any running, but I’ve been jogging my memory.
I continually asked the track coach about joining the team but he just kept giving me the run-around.
I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck.
I used to be a marathon runner, but couldn’t stand the agony of de feet.
I wanted to exercise last night but it just didn’t work out.
I went out for a run this morning and tripped over, I could have been wearing the wrong size shoes, I haven’t seen the footage yet.
I’ve never really known what I wanted to do in my later years, but in the long run, I want to take part in the Boston Marathon.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
Old man dies jogging. Guess he had a good run.
Why did the pig quit running the marathon? He had a problem with his hamstring.
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