Puns & Jokes
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’
Bob was not the only one arrested for growing marijuana when the cops found out that it was actually a joint venture.
Cocaine is not all its cracked up to be.
Colorado and Washington voted to legalize weed. Will other states ‘juana join in?
Did you hear about that new drug that makes people angry? It’s all the rage now.
Drug research companies have created their own cold rush.
If you like people who smoke weed then I guess you could say you have high standards.
Marijuana legalization? It’s a burning issue.
My drug dealer cracks me up!
New job requires drug test? URINE trouble now!
Smoke weed everyday. Be a chronic smoker.
The drug dealer added sugar to his marijuana to sweeten the pot.
The new smoking cessation drug is expensive, and it’s shrinking city coffers.
The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass’.
What drug makes your eyes stronger? Stare-oids!
When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,’I don’t do drugs.
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