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A man was driving on an icy, abandoned road when he noticed a road sign with half of it torn clean off. ‘That’s a bad sign’ he thought to himself.
After 10 pints I was dangerously weaving in the middle of the road. I thought it would probably be safer to make the basket at home.
Driving on so many turnpikes was taking its toll.
He wanted desperately to be a good golfer – you could say he had a driving ambition.
He was teed off with his bad start, driving the ball almost beyond the green, but he was able to putt it behind him.
My only skill is knowing driving directions, but they tell me that’s not going to get me anywhere in life.
Saw a possum on the road while driving. He was still there on the return trip. He was quite deadicated.
The crumpled SUV gave evidence of its owner’s finely-hooned driving skills.
They arrested a woman for causing an accident while on her cellphone….she was charged with driving while intalksicated.
When driving lawyers have to watch out for the sharp attorneys.
Your golf addiction is driving a wedge between us.
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