Puns & Jokes
Does a coffee shop have the grounds to operate in the black?
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
If the FBI augmented its postal posters of 10 Most Wanted by painting the info on coffee containers and dispensing them, would I drink my morning coffee from a mug with the mug of a mugger?
If you spend too much time in the coffee shop you’ll be latte for work.
Is coffee your daily grind?
My friend went on a date with a girl called ‘Simile’. I asked him how it went. He said it wasn’t serious, he just metaphor a coffee.
My wife is trying to lose weight but continues to frequent the coffee shops for rich beverages and delicacies. You could say she is making a moccary of her diet.
Selling coffee has its perks.
Starbucks coffee really isn’t my cup of tea.
The ‘Star Wars’ character was nicknamed ‘Coffee’. His real name was Java the Cup.
The coffee around here is break fluid.
The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
The concession stand at the circus had very good coffee. It was the greatest joe on earth.
What do people buy coffee with? Starbucks.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I
When we ran out of Styrofoam cups, the atmosphere in our coffee shop became quite muggy.
Why are Italians so good at making coffee? Because they really know how to espresso themselves.
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