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Did you guys hear the joke about Owls? I heard it was a hoot!
Did you hear about the owl that fell for twin comedians and had two wits to woo?
Many folks have known about the plight of the spotted owl but never gave a hoot about it.
Old owls never die, they just don’t give a hoot.
Someone called you an owl. Hoo?
We went to the owls convention and it was a real hoot.
What did the owl do when he lost his voice? Nothing, he didn’t even give a hoot.
What would you get if you crossed a donkey with an owl? A smart ass which knows it all.
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