Puns & Jokes
For many people cats are the purrfect pet that they like to paws with after a busy day.
It was raining cats and dogs. There were poodles all over the road.
It’s difficult to know where to draw feline, when it comes to cat jokes.
It’s raining cats and dogs, I just stepped in a poodle. Well, at least it won’t reindeer.
It’s raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn’t reindeer.
My cat didn’t like the music video, so she paws it.
Since they started paying dog catchers by the pound, they’re feline the pinch.
The cat took up computer lessons in hopes of mastering its grip on a mouse.
The city pound keeps a cat-a-logue of strays.
The man who impulsively got a cat despite his allergies later realized that it was a rash decision.
This big cat told me he was a tiger, but he could have been lion.
Two old tomcats were bragging about their brave exploits. ”Nice looking scars you’ve got their on your neck!” said one. ”Thanks,” said the other,”I made them from scratch.”
What would you think about a potion that turns people into cats?
What would you think about a potion that turns people into cats? I don’t know, but it would give me paws!
What’s the difference between a frog and a cat? A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times.
Why is littering wrong? Without it lots of houses would smell like cat pee.
You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow…
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